susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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