Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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