you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Shame - the story of my life.
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