Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she peed on how many people?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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