Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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