im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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