I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
