That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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