Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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