Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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