Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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