My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize