Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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