you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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