Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's just like the Real World with babies
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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