Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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