i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
