We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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