Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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