my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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