How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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