Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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