Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Shame is for Republicans.
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