i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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