if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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