Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Plan B is the new Plan A
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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