You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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