I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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