I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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