how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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