Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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