I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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