to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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