she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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