So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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