dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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