at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
my liver is dry heaving
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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