I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Everything about him screamed your future.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
