Got a toothbrush?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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