It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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