I cockslap morals
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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