So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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