I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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