how can u be prego again
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Come share oat with me in your robe
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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