I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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