remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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