First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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