Will you blow on my dice?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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