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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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