i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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