Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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