just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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