whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
This girl is more easily done than said...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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