Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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