That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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