when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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